What is Beach Ratz? Beach Ratz is a question. It’s relentless doubt. It’s a contradiction. Beach Ratz is chaos. Confusion with a purpose. Beach Ratz is also what happens when a couple of beach bums move from what’s becoming a surf mecca to a beachless, freezing cold city. Beach Ratz is a website, an entertainment brand, a diary, a manifesto. One of the few real ways we can express our true selves. We’re judgemental, inclusive, bitter and stoked. We miss what surfing used to be and love what it has become.